Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Wings Get Desperate, Sign Bertuzzi


Y'know how some things just perfectly compliment each other? Peanut butter and jelly. Bert and Ernie. WalMart and McDonalds. Arnason and sucking.

Well, what's a better match made in heaven than Todd Bertuzzi and the Detroit Red Wings. Its official. Todd will be taking bad penalties next season for an increasingly desperate Red Wings team scrambling to fill holes left by Hossa, Hudler, Kopensky and Samluelsson. Guess they couldn't get enough of the 5 goals he scored in 24 games (16 of which were playoff games) for them last go around.

The word "douchebag" gets thrown around a lot nowadays. In Todd's own words, "it is what it is."

Many congratulations on a wonderful acquisition Mr. Holland.

1 comments:

  1. Bite Me, Todd has been real asset and team player for the Wings. Bertuzzi/Moore was a wrong timed accident. I don't think anyone could get mad enough to ruin someones career..I was a bad choice and horrible things can happen, but it doesn't mean it was intentional. Case IN Point, my favorite Hockey Player ever. Vladimir Konstantinov. How about his incident...Since the offender wasn't another Hockey player, nothing is rarely said about his life after the incident :( ~laurel

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